where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone
How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️
but aren’t you a girl
This just in: queer people exist
doodle of my character in Skyrim before bed. Her name is Z’ha and she will steal all your nice things
i bought this skull for a cosplay and
When your online friend wakes up
watchin people discover the wakfu show and die inside over nox is my favorite thing to do
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.
i have had enough of you furries
Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.