(Source: vinebox)

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

(Source: poyzn)

homomami:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Being Smooth

this is the stupidest post ive seen yet

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: deadpoolincorporated)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

jason-brody:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: vinnipukh)

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

zofficinale:

doodle of my character in Skyrim before bed. Her name is Z’ha and she will steal all your nice things

zofficinale:

doodle of my character in Skyrim before bed. Her name is Z’ha and she will steal all your nice things

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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cthulhu:

watchin people discover the wakfu show and die inside over nox is my favorite thing to do

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.